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Possible Darwin Awards Contestants

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Zobacz więcej!Our college just completed a new three-story building. While walking down a hall on the 2nd floor, I overheard two students say,  "I really like the skylights on the 3rd floor." "Me too," remarked the second student. "I don’t know why they didn’t just put some on the 2nd floor too."

My fiddle teacher was teaching a large group class. She showed them her violin and said, "This violin was made in the early 1800s." Someone in the audience raised their hand and asked, "So you got it used?"

A few years back, I was in high school and we were celebrating Holy Week (the week before Easter) and we were watching a presentation on the last few days of Jesus. The teacher used a clip from the movie "Jesus of Nazareth" to make his point. As we were watching Jesus carry his cross, a girl in my class asked, "Is this live footage?"

Quips & Quotes On Diet & Exercise

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Click and see more Thin people may live longer... but does that mean they get more fun? It’s for you to decide.

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional
5 months in a nursing home at 50,000 per month.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 40,000 bucks. Haven’t lost a
pound. Apparently you have to show up.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.

Discover the Perfect Male!

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Click for the animation to launchFinally we’ve discovered them for you: the eight qualities of a perfect boyfriend/husband:


Brave

Intelligent

Gentle

Polite

Energetic

Nutty

Industrious

Sensitive


And if all else fails, well... read the CAPITAL LETTERS only.

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